HA HA HA HA HA — POEMS TO MAKE YOU LAUGH!
Most kids are familiar with Shel Silverstein’s silly poems. His books have been making kids laugh for years. But have you ever heard of Jack Prelutsky? Move over, Shel Silverstein — you’ve got competition!
IT’S RAINING PIGS AND NOODLES by Jack Prelutsky
Prelusky’s poems are about as silly as they get, full of puns, jokes and wordplay and surprise.
For example, meet “GRUNGY GRACE”…
I am extremely devious,
my name is Grungy Grace.
I hardly ever brush my teeth
or wash my hands and face.
“It’s time to wash,” my father says,
but since I’m not a dope,
I simply turn the water on
and wet the towel and soap.
“Brush your teeth,” my mother says,
I never even blink.
I squeeze out gobs of toothpaste,
and I brush the bathroom sink.
I’m very good at fooling them,
my brain’s extremely keen,
but I’ve got lots of rashes
and my teeth are turning green.
EXPLODING GRAVY: POEMS TO MAKE YOU LAUGH by X. J. Kennedy
Hmmmm… let’s find out about that exploding gravy right now!
My mother’s big green gravy boat
Once thought he was a navy boat.
I poured him over my mashed potatoes
And out swam several swift potatoes!
Torpedoes whizzed and whirred and –
WHAM!!
One bumped smack into my hunk of ham
And blew up with an awful roar,
flinging my carrots on the floor.
Exploding gravy! That’s so silly!
Now all I ever eat is chili.
Check the shelves in the library under the non-fiction number j811 or j811.54 for more great poetry books!

